Rachel Mars: Your Sexts are Sh*t

Harrogate Theatre, Oxford Street, Harrogate , HG1 1QF

Rachel Mars: Your Sexts are Sh*t

Oxford Street, Harrogate , HG1 1QF

This show is for over 18's only. ID may be required at the door.
Description

Rachel Mars is hitting Harrogate with a gloriously rude show that unearths the hot-as-hell historical letters that make sexts blush.

Before sexts, there were hand-written letters. And loads of them were proper filthy. With the help of the internet, friends and two sexologists, Rachel has unearthed missives dating back centuries. Triangulating these sex and love letters of long dead artists and writers with contemporary sexts and a meditation on the construction of the queer female body, the show is a tender and surprising hour that asks – how do we write ourselves and for whom?

Bring your lovers, your ex-lovers or your perhaps-future lovers! Take pleasure in James Joyce’s passion for arse, find out who sneaked her gay lover into the White House, hear from Frida Kahlo, Georgia O’Keeffe, Mozart and bear witness to the best/worst sexts ever sent. This delightfully intimate, very funny and surprisingly moving show is an erotic archive shot through with Rachel’s personal ventures in contemporary Queer kink.

How To Get Your Tickets

1. Book your desired number of tickets and await an email from us confirming your order. This is NOT a ticket.

2. Collect your ticket(s) from the venue’s box office on the performance date, allowing plenty of time to do so. Ensure that you take personal ID with you or you may be turned away.

Pricing Information

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• Tickets retail at £20. This total payable is £7.95 (£5 discounted ticket plus £2.95 TFG booking fee)

Additional Information

• For further event information please visit here

Accessibility Information

• Please note: We recommend, where you have specific access requirements, bookings are made directly through the event organiser, however, we are here to assist where possible. Please get in touch with us prior to booking if you have access requirements. For accessibility information please visit here

Key Terms of Sale

• Tickets are non-refundable / non-exchangeable
• Tickets cannot be resold or transferred
• The account holder must be in attendance at the event
These are the key terms. Full terms apply and are available here

Genre
Dates & times

Friday, 9 Oct 2026 7:30pm to 9:30pm

Important information - please read

Rachel Mars is hitting Harrogate with a gloriously rude show that unearths the hot-as-hell historical letters that make sexts blush.

Before sexts, there were hand-written letters. And loads of them were proper filthy. With the help of the internet, friends and two sexologists, Rachel has unearthed missives dating back centuries. Triangulating these sex and love letters of long dead artists and writers with contemporary sexts and a meditation on the construction of the queer female body, the show is a tender and surprising hour that asks – how do we write ourselves and for whom?

Bring your lovers, your ex-lovers or your perhaps-future lovers! Take pleasure in James Joyce’s passion for arse, find out who sneaked her gay lover into the White House, hear from Frida Kahlo, Georgia O’Keeffe, Mozart and bear witness to the best/worst sexts ever sent. This delightfully intimate, very funny and surprisingly moving show is an erotic archive shot through with Rachel’s personal ventures in contemporary Queer kink.

How To Get Your Tickets

1. Book your desired number of tickets and await an email from us confirming your order. This is NOT a ticket.

2. Collect your ticket(s) from the venue’s box office on the performance date, allowing plenty of time to do so. Ensure that you take personal ID with you or you may be turned away.

Pricing Information

[Delete as appropriate below]

• Tickets retail at £20. This total payable is £7.95 (£5 discounted ticket plus £2.95 TFG booking fee)

Additional Information

• For further event information please visit here

Accessibility Information

• Please note: We recommend, where you have specific access requirements, bookings are made directly through the event organiser, however, we are here to assist where possible. Please get in touch with us prior to booking if you have access requirements. For accessibility information please visit here

Key Terms of Sale

• Tickets are non-refundable / non-exchangeable
• Tickets cannot be resold or transferred
• The account holder must be in attendance at the event
These are the key terms. Full terms apply and are available here

This show is for over 18's only. ID may be required at the door.
Genre
Tickets
You may purchase a maximum of 4 tickets for this event.

Discounted Ticket

£5.00
+ £2.95 Booking fee per person

Location

Harrogate Theatre

Oxford Street

Harrogate

HG1 1QF

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