55 years; a lonely speck, time off in lieu and a weekend in Tuscany. These days of fast sausage, fake bananas and fabric chickens can make you forget nothing matters.

Join me and my medicated brain as we bathe in angel's piss.

Hog! Dog! Frog! Exotic tortoise! Appearing here. There. Anywhere. Underneath. In prison. Outside a shop. Looking at a wall. Milling around in farmyards with lanyards for events that never took place... Seymour Mace.

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Additional Information

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